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The Pied Piper of Hamlin

Wed May 14, 2008, 12:53 AM
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So, not only is this one of the more fucked up and twisted stories that people tell children, it gets more and more twisted and fucked up the farther back you go, until eventually there were no rats and there was no flute or fiddle and the "pied piper" was actually just a fucked up dude who murdered a bunch of kids in this town back in the 1200s and left their carved up corpses in the woods.

So, is the moral of the story "always keep your promises"?

No, the moral is "sometimes you're poor and live in a shitty little German city and then some asshole kills your kid" the end. Except it isn't REALLY the end, because eventually the Brothers Grimm will retell the story of how your kid was murdered and add a moral twist, making the murderer the victim and eventually it'll be a cartoon starring Porky Pig and the murderer will be a character in The Flash comic books and no one even knows that you or your dead kid even existed.

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  • Current Residence: Victoria, BC
  • Interests: art, movies, reading
  • Favourite movie: Boogie Nights or Jaws
  • Favourite band or musician: Pearl Jam or Tenacious D
  • Favourite genre of music: rock and roll (though I like a little of everything)
  • Favourite poet or writer: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
  • Operating System: winxp
  • MP3 player of choice: winamp3
  • Favourite game: Tiger Woods PGA Tour 05 for the PS2 (don't be hatin!)
  • Favourite gaming platform: 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: ooh... um... hmmm. let me get back to you on that one
  • Tools of the Trade: 2B Mechanical pencil

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:iconmrpregs:
hi, and thanks for the fav on zombie. enjoy!
:iconwhiteling:
Thanks a bunch for the :+fav: for "An Eye-Opener"! :)

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There is a road from the eye to the heart that does not go through the intellect.

G. K. Chesterton (1874–1936), English essayist and novelist
:iconthewalkingman:
no problem! it's fantastic!
:iconwanderingprophyt:
thanks for the watch man.

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:iconthewalkingman:
No problem! I've been getting really interested in the whole sculpture/model building scene lately and you're doing some really interesting stuff :D
:icongonzo-dog:
Great selection of art. Faved.

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:iconrobcat:
Joe....You ROCK! And so does your work!

I'm a fan now!
:iconfocusmachine:
Thanks for the fave!
:icontigerfan2007:
Hey I see you're a Lost fan, I thought you might want to know that I make Lost comics. They're pretty popular to lost fans. Check them out if you want a good laugh.
:iconsmalltownhero:
Thanks for the faves!

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